Of all the meatball Neanderthals on Jersey Shore, perhaps it's young Snooki who's touched our lives the most.
The self-confessed sluttiness, the insatiable appetite for boffing drunk guidos, the zest for life that includes frequent physical altercations with both sexes…and now you, too, can be part of that magnificent package.
Or at least your hair can be, thanks to the revolutionary Snook It.
Liquor, anonymous sex partners and low self-esteem not included.
Catch all that and more with the decidedly un-Snooki-like Danielle Fishel on The Dish Saturday nights at 10 p.m. ET/PT.