Tiger Woods: Voicemail Slow Jam Remix

The interwebs kicks it romantical-style with this down-low ditty that sets to music the golfer's voicemail plea to one alleged mistress: "Take your name off your phone"

When life gives a celebrity lemons, why wait for him to make lemonade when you can serve up a tasty schadenfreude shake? That's what some interweb beat jockeys decided, so they sliced-and-diced a Tiger Woods voicemail to one alleged mistress in a musical refrain destined to sweep the nation (or not): "Take your name off your phone." How romantical!