Of the many things you can say about Tyra—most of which she's already said about herself—one is that there's not an undeclared thought caroming around inside of her super modely head.
You want her thoughts on love? No problem. You want her thoughts on farts? Step right up.
You want to know where the twain of both topics meet?
Looks like you, and a somewhat stunned 50 Cent, are in luck. Take a deep breath…