ZumaPress.comThis town's incredibly incestuous, really, even when it comes to kids' soccer games. Like, one of the moms whose kids is best friends with one of the Beckham offspring (as specific as I can get, sorry) recently got close and personal with Vince Vaughn.
See, Jennifer Aniston's ex took his young niece to a soccer game in L.A. where all the other girls' moms were chattering in overdrive behind the recently engaged comic's back.
All went down at Pan Pacific Park earlier this week, and the fashion-conscious mommies were spread out on blankets while V.V., in tennis shoes, track pants and T-shirt, opted for a portable chair.
"How's the bod lookin' these days?" we asked our arguably covert V.V. observer.
"Well, you know, he's a big guy," replied Det. Mom. "But you know what really surprised me?
"He has tiny, tiny feet. I mean, my feet were bigger than his. And you know what they say about men who have tiny feet, don't you?"
What?
Well, you know what, I can't say it.
Go ahead.
No, I won't, I can't. But, I will say he was the sweetest uncle and told his niece and their friends they could come over to the house for pizza the next day. It was really touching.
So, big heart, if not feet, right? Was Kyla Weber, the fiancé, around?
Yes, she was. And she's an attractive girl, you know. Not by Hollywood standards, where everybody's a beanpole, but she's pretty enough.
That sounds like a backhanded compliment.
Well, she's got a figure. You know, booty.
Maybe that's what he likes about her?
Maybe, I don't know. All I know is I couldn't really even get a vibe on them. They didn't really look like a couple-couple, do you know what I mean?
Oh, do I ever.
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Not sure if Vaughn makes next year's list, but peep the best and worst Celeb Weddings of 2009.