Sheriff States the Obvious on Balloon Clan: "This Is Not a Typical American Family"

Authorities will seek to reinterview the Heenes in wake of son's suspicious onair comments, but do not believe incident was a hoax

The public sentiment toward the Heenes may be turning (or at least growing increasingly suspicious), but the Larimer County Sheriff's Department isn't as convinced that Team Balloon is full of hot air.

"I would say this is not a typical American family," Sheriff Jim Alderden said at a press conference this morning of the clan's penchant for stormchasing and reality TV. "They engage in behaviors a lot of us don't. Obviously, it's very different family dynamics than most of us experience."

But wacky dynamics do not hoaxsters make. At least not without better evidence than a frightened, physically ill child's news show non sequiturs.

"We want to reinterview them, clarify that, and put that to rest," he said of little Falcon's much-scrutinized remarks on CNN last night that he released the family's homemade helium balloon "for a show."

"It adds to the public skepticism as to whether this could be a hoax or not," Alderden said. "I don't know that that proves one way or another."

And make no mistake, while the department is, for the time being, skeptical that any ulterior motives were in play, it is more than ready to dole out justice if need be.

"If this turns out to be a false report, we certainly would seek criminal restitution. But we would have to be convinced and it would have to be proven in court, not just based on speculation.

"If this is determined to be a hoax, the only thing we really have is making a false report to authorities, which is a misdemeanor."

Make that a very lowly-classed misdemeanor. Which begged the question why bother pressing such a minor charge, should it come to that.

"'Cause you guys won't get off our backs about it," Alderden laughed. But seriously, folks…

"Clearly, we spent a lot of time, a lot of money and a lot of resources on this, and if there's criminal conduct associated with this, even if it's minor, we do need to send a message and get to the bottom of it and let the public know we're doing our job as best we can."

As it is, Alderden said the sheriff's department would be speaking with the family again soon, though not immediately, as they clearly need a grace period to recover from the "emotional and physical state that they were in this morning" when making the morning show rounds.

"Based on what we saw this morning, we may wait until tomorrow to start a dialogue. We might contact them [today], but won't interview until tomorrow."

We're hoping, they—and their stomachs—will have calmed down by then.