Kevin Mazur/VF/Getty ImagesHappy Friday! We're feeling frisky today, so we've got tons of horny helpings to kick start your weekend. And who better to get you feeling all kinds of dirty (not necessarily in a good way) than John Mayer?
Last time we checked in on Mayer he was being linked to blonde dumbshells Jessica Simpson and Kristin Cavallari. We concluded that lovely item with JM's pal claiming John wanted nothing to do with either babe.
Uh, well it's been like three weeks since then so obviously someone must be keeping John's bed sheets warm.
Who do we have up this time but...Jen Aniston? And Kristin Cavallari...again?
Oh boy, here we go:
According to OK Magazine, John is so not over ex-womenfriend Jennifer Aniston.
The tab says that John desperately wants Jen back sending her "flirty texts, phone calls, and romantic requests."
Gross, so is desperate Jen falling for it? Probably not since it's so not true, we're assured by Mayer buds.
"Jen and John? That's just not happening again. Ever," insists a close pal to the singer. Supposedly there's no public appearance in the world that would reunite these two.
Geez, what happened at the end of their relaysh? That's for a whole other time, darlings.
As for Kristin—she told Ryan Seacrest that John asked her out but she declined, saying she "didn't need to be a notch on his belt."
First off, we're just throwing this out there—Kristin is kinda slutty. Maybe even more so than Lauren Conrad, but that's not fair to judge since LC has settled down now. If Mayer asked her out she definitely would have gone. Or maybe they just didn't go out out anywhere?
Still, our Mayer close chum sticks by the story that nothing went down between Kristin and John.
"Maybe he asked her out at some point—who knows. But he would hardly be upset about someone from The Hills turning him down. [John] is single and is more focused on his music right now than anything."
A single Mayer not on the prowl? What is LA coming to!
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