Kanye West, Megan Fox

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Everyone knows Kanye West can be an attention-whoring douche—Taylor Swift is the most recent walking example of that. Even though we do agree that Beyoncé had one of the best videos of the year, West's VMA outburst had nothing to do with defending B's honor. Sorry, but K.W. knew exactly what he was doing when he took the stage and that would be getting his ass talked about.

Does this press manipulation remind you of any other super-talked-about star right now? Say, Megan Fox? Only difference here is that Megan is pimping herself out a helluva lot better than 'Ye. Even Angelina Jolie needs to take pointers from this feisty vixen.

The most recent Foxy scandal would be the open letter three members of the Transformers crew penned, or rather, blogged. Aside from calling Meg the "queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star," they went on to say she basically treated the whole crew like s--t, calling her the most "ungracious a person as you can ever fathom."

Uh, well, guess what? Whoever wrote this trying to make M.F. seem like a diva-slut, your plan totally backfired.

Megan is loving every piece of press this letter is giving her. Remember, buds superclose to Megan swear to us just how smart Fox actually is. For all of you calling her a dum-ho every time Fox gives us another ridiculous quote to type about, we all are doing exactly what she wants.

"The more [Megan] talks, the more people talk about her. She knows that," our in-the-know spy stressed.

Even Michael Bay, the most recent target of Megan's word vomit doesn't take offense to the whole Hitler comparison. Bay says:

"I don't condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter is I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3."

You know why he doesn't care? Because Megan's mouth is still giving Transformers 2 press and she's building momentum for Transformers 3 which hasn't even been written yet!

So every time you think Megan is just another ditzy pretty face who doesn't know when to shut up, think again. She's a genius at what she does. ("She knows exactly what she's doing, she's very smart," insists one of Megan's closet frenemies.) Would any of you even be paying attention to her new flick Jennifer's Body if Fox didn't give at least one vagina quote per interview?

Can't help it—we love this girl and what she's doing. At least she keeps it interesting, something Saint Jolie has been seriously lacking on as of late. And you wonder why we're Team Fox.

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