Paula Abdul's comic timing is good. Her ironic timing is even better. If not completely unintentional.
Just hours before Team Paula's collective dreams of a last-minute deal with American Idol producers was incinerated by reality judge opportunist Ellen DeGeneres, VH1 released this amusing, reunion-teasing promo for its Divas 2009 special.
Starring none other than Miss Abdul consulting an L.A. employment agency for work (two stipulations: "Something glamorous," and "No more assholes"), she's nearly pipped to the diva post by a certain omnipresent Idol and E! News host.
Perhaps you've heard of the ever game Ryan Seh-crest?
Right sentiment. Wrong spiky-coiffed, blonde-highlighted, job-undermining TV host.