Wait, that wasn't the finale? They brought out the Hoff and everything!
No, there are still a couple more weeks to this America's Got Talent thing, and five (more on that later) lucky acts were informed Wednesday that they will be moving on to the final round in Las Vegas, which airs Sept. 15.
But while elimination nights are always exciting, and Kermit and Miss Piggy also showed up to warble "Don't Go Breaking My Heart," it was host Nick Cannon, looking lankier than ever in his semifinals tuxedo, who really had to turn it on tonight.
"To me, he's one of the coolest men to ever step foot on television," he gushed as he introduced a "real American icon" to the stage.
"He acts, he sings, he dances and he also talks a lot on this show. With a Hofftastic performance of feeling good, give it up for David Hasselhoff!"
First prize should go to Cannon for making it through that without giggling or falling over or being struck by lightning or something.
The theatrics were followed by Hasselhoff's serviceable, Broadway-style rendition of the much-interpreted "Feelin' Good."
After that, who even cared who the finalists were?