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Bradley Cooper is a player for a reason: He's so effing hot! Sure, Renée Zellweger is an Oscar-winning A-list actress, and we're sure she's a really nice girl and all, but aren't you all thinking the same thing we are? He's way too good-looking for her sometimes, shall we say, stiff-looking face.
The two are supposedly still "on," but at last night's All About Steve premiere, you wouldn't know it: