Anne Heche officially divorced Coley Laffoon in March, after two years of fighting it out, which is great for her. Time to get on with life now. Oh, and she just had a baby earlier this year, too. Even more reason to just move on.
But no. She was on Letterman last night and decided national TV was the appropriate place to trash-talk her ex, with whom she shares a 7-year-old son named Homer. It's a really classy, mature way to handle a personal matter.
She starts off just calling him a "lazy ass" and tries to make Dave feel bad for getting married. "Don't get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful romantic thing to do," she advises. Then there's this rant about her ex wanting to coach Homer's soccer team (is that a bad thing?) and finishes up by explaining what he does for a living as this: