This week's episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 was definitely a game changer.
No, tonight we learned who Jon Gosselin really is.
So who exactly is that? According to the diamond studded bachelor dad, he's just a man who enjoys wearing Ed Hardy (or extremely blurry shirts, as the above clip demonstrates) and likes "fast things."
The catch? This is apparently who Jon has been throughout the entire series. (Hmmm, we must have missed the memo.)
"It's just the way I've always been expressing myself. Things are just coming out a lot more now," explains Gosselin. "This is who I am and this is who I'm gonna be."
And how does he explain that bling?
"I've had my ears pierced since I was, I don't know, 15-years old. I just figured why not, just throw ‘em back in. Who cares? It's a part of me." Clearly the new and very visible sideburns are simply to accentuate this new "old" Gosselin.
Seriously Jon, you're not helping your case whatsoever...