The rest of the Simps, meanwhile, weren't quite so camera-shy, opting instead to get their photo op on by turning up to the star-studded opening of a Gap pop-up store on Robertson Boulevard.
But while Jessica didn't show up to the soiree, mother Tina Simpson was more than willing to dish on how her daughter is dealing with the single life.
"Jessica is just a really strong girl," Mama Simpson said. "She has her stuff together, she really does. She's very solid, so I'm very proud of her."
Apparently included in that pride is Tony Romo, despite his less than chivalrous birthday eve dumping.
"We like all of our exes," she said.
Not to nitpick, Tina, but we're pretty sure you mean Jessica's exes. Unless Papa Joe's been passing around the Kool-Aid?