Chelsea Lately; Rogue Pictures
Adoption agencies are urging people to boycott the new movie Orphan, a horror film about an evil adopted child. They feel that it sends an “irresponsible” message about orphaned children. I know people think this is crazy, but they do have a point. When I first saw the movie Chucky, I spent night after night lying in bed awake worrying that I was going to get stabbed to death by a rogue doll. I’m sure Mattel took a huge hit from people refusing to purchase dolls that even resembled that little red-headed freak. Not many people know this, but I actually adopted Chuy as a form of therapy. After months of trust falls and tandem bike rides, I finally fall asleep at night secure that some things under 4 feet tall can, in fact, be trusted.