Everyone cares about Jessica Simpson again. Just look at those paparazzi acting like it's preconservatorship Britney Spears they're after.

Aw, see kids, it really is true what they say. When one door closes, another opens to a street full of paparazzi fighting among themselves to get a picture of you at your hairdresser Ken Paves' birthday party. That's just the circle of tabloid life.

________

Get more celebrity breakups (isn't all that pain and humiliation so much fun?!) right here.

  • Share
  • Tweet
  • Share

We and our partners use cookies on this site to improve our service, perform analytics, personalize advertising, measure advertising performance, and remember website preferences. By using the site, you consent to these cookies. For more information on cookies including how to manage your consent visit our Cookie Policy.