• We're pretty sure that eating a teriyaki burger from Carl's Jr. does not help you get a bikini body like Audrina Patridge's, regardless of what she says. We are fairly confident that it doesn't make you a voice-over expert.
• It's nice to know Drew Barrymore doesn't just paint her face for music festivals but also for Marlins games, to complement her shark hat.
• Emma Watson looks lovely in Teen Vogue, but she says she's ready to leave the land of magical photo shoots and beautiful countryside castles in order to live in a dorm room this fall. She reasons: "I'm doing this because I want to be normal. I really want anonymity. I want to do it properly, like everyone else. As long as I don't walk in and see, like, Harry Potter posters everywhere, I'll be fine."
• Oh, Paris Hilton, stop making it so easy!
• Here's a long-awaited Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs. Twilight mash-up. Well done, Internet. Applause all around.
• Green Day has a new music video for "21 Guns." It's so serious and too real. And they're right, too—fighting with your boy/girlfriend is not the worst. Getting shot is.
Jennifer Aniston makes a return to our Big Pic, looking hot and shooting another movie, this time in New Jersey.