It's probably safe to say there are no Kids' Choice Awards in Jamie Foxx's immediate future.
After taking a call on his Sirius Satellite Radio Show The Foxxhole Sunday, the Oscar winner and his zoo crew lashed out at tween dream and reigning box-office champ Miley Cyrus, referring to the 16-year-old as a "little white bitch," and advising her to alternately "do some heroin" and "make a sex tape and grow up."
The 41-year-old's foul outburst was prompted by a caller to the show, who brought up a month-old story in which Cyrus pledged to "ruin" Radiohead after the rockers rejected a request to meet with the Disney star backstage at the Grammys.
"Who is Miley Cyrus?" an incredulous Foxx, who has a teenage daughter of his own, said. "The one with all the gums? She gotta get a gum transplant…S--t."
The insults didn't stop there. Or get less personal.
"She's gonna ruin Radiohead's career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs?
"Make a sex tape and grow up," he continued. "Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat.
"That's what I want."
Just as long as he doesn't also want a young female audience to turn up for his next film.
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