Jean Baptiste Lacroix/Getty images • The new Lindsay Lohan wrist-tattoo mystery is solved. It's a quote from Marilyn Monroe: "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle." So twinkle on, LiLo, or whatever.
• LeAnn Rimes thinks "people are fascinated with my personal life and I totally get it." "Fascinated" seems like a stretch. Maybe more like "mildly interested when you force it on us for your Lifetime movies."
• Looks like Kate Moss passed out again and Justin Timberlake has to drag her home. But then Marc Jacobs was all "Nooo, Justin, let her stay and party more with meee."
• Kendra Wilkinson now has to say her prayers before meals.
• Someone might have broken into Tila Tequila's house, locked her dog in her trunk and then Twittered that they killed the reality star. Tila did not call the police because, you know, the media. And so, under the belief that Twitter is a media safe zone or something, she cried Twitter tears.
Is that Hugh Jackman or Tom Cruise (circa 2006) being pulled over for Fashion Police violations?