FoxThe Masked Singer marches on.
We're two and a half seasons into the Fox reality series, and we've seen a total of 36 celebrities unmasked, some to greater reactions than others. Responses have ranged from "oh" to "OH MY GOD," and we're taking a look back at them all as we rank every single reveal from worst to best, least shocking to most shocking, least exciting to most exciting. Yes, all three of those at once!
Some, we realized we completely forgot about. And there are some we will never, ever be able to forget, no matter how hard we try, either because the eyes of their costume is burned into our soul forever, or because it was Sarah Palin performing "Baby Got Back." Could you name all 36 celebs before you scroll down? Try it—we gave you Palin for free.
If you didn't succeed or even if you did, take a scroll down through Masked Singers past and present.
No offense to Jackie Evancho, but...who? Apparently she was on America's Got Talent but we could not have told you that when she took off her mask.
So sorry to Mark Sanchez but we did not immediately know who he was when he took off his elaborate Baby Alien puppet situation. That seems to always happen to us with the sports stars.
The first contestant to be eliminated always gets the short end of the stick. We hardly knew the Dragon before he was outed as Busta Rhymes, so all we really had time to say was "Oh."
Few things have been more obvious in life than the fact that Tommy Chong was the Pineapple, in a good way. Tommy Chong knows his brand.
This was the show's very first reveal back in season one and don't worry if you totally forgot it ever happened, because we did too!
We won't lie and say we weren't disappointed by this one, because we were. We got so caught up in the idea of the Snow Owls and the fact that there were two of them that we never even got close to guessing this iconic country couple.
We're really sorry but when we hear Paul Anka, we think of Gilmore Girls and Lorelai's dog. That is entirely Gilmore Girls' fault. So sorry.
Laila Ali was once revealed to be the Panda! Good for Laila Ali!
Of course Rob Gronkowski was the White Tiger on The Masked Singer. Of course!
If we were Terry Bradshaw we would wear this costume around our house because it really just works for him.
Paul Shaffer really embodied that Skeleton and that kooky Skeleton really represented the essence of Paul Shaffer. They feel one in the same.
The Astronaut was so good that he had to be a professional singer, and he was! This was not a surprise!
Once upon a time, Dr. Drew Pinsky was dressed as an Eagle singing Meatloaf. Feels like more of a fever dream than something that actually happened.
Recently someone was talking about Barry Zito for some reason and we were like "Oh my god, the Rhino?!" At least he made some kind of impact on us!
The T-Rex was so clearly JoJo Siwa that we've never been less shocked to see a person take off a dinosaur mask. But when it comes to being exciting, that appears to be JoJo's only mode.
We all knew the Lion was Rumer from day one, but this still would have been way more exciting if she hadn't had to awkwardly deny it so many times.
Tori Spelling on The Masked Singer just feels right, and thus not all that shocking.
Honestly, justice for Ice Cream and Egg. They got unmasked in the same season two premiere episode and it really took the excitement out of both of them a little bit. Sorry for Ice Cream, but Egg wins here just because the Egg was a truly insane costume we were all obsessed with before the season premiered.
Basketball player Lonzo Ball did not knock our socks off but it was nice to see him.
Taylor Dayne is a name we hadn't heard in a while so it was sort of exciting to be reminded that she exists and so do hit songs like "Tell It To My Heart."
Ricki Lake, where you been? It was nice to see this former talk show host taking the stage again, especially after what she had been through over the past few years with losing her ex-husband. Not shocking, but a pleasant reveal.
"Bret Michaels is the Banana" is absolutely one of the funnier sentences to come out of this show.
Mushroom was such a mystery all season and he was so talented that it was just exciting to find out who he was. Aloe Blacc is not exactly the biggest celebrity but dang he's got some pipes!
Ana's literally got Scheddy Balls on her Tree costume, reminding us she's been making us laugh for decades and she's not stopping now.
Dr. Elvis is an incredibly good singer and had us fooled that he was a Hamilton cast member or someone similar, so he was a little bit disappointing. Really great singer, though, and absolutely fitting that in 2020, The Masked Singer would feature a doctor who was a) good at singing and b) not Ken Jeong.
BAG was the Giraffe and now he's a panelist on the new show The Masked Dancer. It feels like a joke but it's not!
Are we alone in being unable to look at Sherri Shepherd without hearing her say "HAM!" on 30 Rock?
Ladybug very cleverly disguised her voice with a Southern accent but Osbournes fans knew what was up.
Tori Kelly's voice pretty unmistakably always belonged to the Seahorse so this one wasn't even sort of a surprise, but good to see Tori showing off her impeccable skills.
Chloe Kim is an Olympic gold medal-winning snowboarder who also sings well enough to make it to the semi-finals of The Masked Singer with Tori Kelly and Taylor Dayne. That's simply too many talents!
The Masked Singer airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. on Fox.