Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

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•  Give it up Twilighters. Kristen Stewart is not hooking up with Robert Pattinson. But doesn't the idea of him with Natalie Portman give you glee?

•  Not to say we don't like when life imitates art—we just prefer it to be on HBO. Entourage's Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) are totally cute, and so are True Blood's Sookie and Bill (Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer).

•  Why must the Pussycat Dolls feel the need to sink their claws into Oscar's Best Song, "Jai Ho"?

•  Simon Cowell plans to dash teenagers' dreams in the very far-off future.

•  Finally, we have an explanation for Taylor Momsen's Reckless eyeliner behavior.

•  Dear Julianne Hough: Thanks for clearing up the confusion about your teeter-totter announcements regarding your participation in this season's Dancing with the Stars. Not that we couldn't have figured it out on our own. Love, Rise 'n' Shine

It's a question for the ages: do Happy Meals actually make you happy? They certainly do when Lindsay Lohan has one in our Big Pic gallery!

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