Barack Obama

Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

It's only a matter of time until Prez Obama's precious, way overused BlackBerry is hacked, right? Then we can bitch-text him as much as we please.

If you could text Obama right now on his BlackbBerry, what would you say?

"I'd say, Keep funding the arts. And health care. Those are my two things. I hope they keep giving money to the arts, because the arts are really struggling right now." 
—Arty actress Illeana Douglas, keepin' her text sans the LOL's

"I'd say, 'Hey, number one, wassap?' Then a Secret Service guy would write back, 'Who are you, what's your address, what do you want?' " 
Breaking Bad's Emmy-winning Brian Cranston, way suspicious of the prez's privacy

"Where's my phone call, goddamnit?!"
The Wrestler director and Rachel Weisz' hub-unit, Darren Aronofsky, on the slew of awards his Mickey Rourke comeback vehicle has won. Dar wants that congratulatory call already, Barack!

  • Share
  • Tweet
  • Share

We and our partners use cookies on this site to improve our service, perform analytics, personalize advertising, measure advertising performance, and remember website preferences. By using the site, you consent to these cookies. For more information on cookies including how to manage your consent visit our Cookie Policy.