Have you been following the Soulja Boy versus Ice-T rap battle?
Yeah, neither have we.
However, that shouldn't prevent you from checking out this highly entertaining—and extremely NSFW—apology from Ice-T, in which the veteran hip-hop artist, Law & Order actor and Body Count provocateur unleashes a blistering mea culpa to teen rapper Soulja Boy for saying...well, something we won't repeat.
We take no sides in this rap feud, but we are deeply, deeply sincere in our hope that no one will ever apologize to us like this. We might just start crying.