• So basically all of today's news is about Angelina and Hef's new girls. The Fug Girls are right: "In these trying times, where is our celebrity gossip?"
• Gossip Girl's Little J (Taylor Momsen) tries out fashion-forward modeling. The results are kinda eyebrowy and creepy.
• Having problems? Have a cuba libre with George Clooney, his new 'stache and bare chest. He's here to listen.
• Whoa! Check out Bruce Willis' crazy beard.