• Lindsay Lohan is reportedly so scared of (or probably more annoyed by) her dad's erratic behavior that she's allegedly considering taking out an order of protection against him.
• Reese Witherspoon is supposedly not looking forward to promoting her new movie Four Christmases with Vince Vaughn, because he's the "biggest child" she's ever met. Good thing she's so good at faking, though.
• Sacha Baron Cohen is causing dramz at Milan Fashion Week with his character Bruno, who likes to storm catwalks mid-fashion show.
• Chris Kattan's wife of 59 days made off pretty well in the divorce settlement. Six-figures well.