I'm glad you're letting people see what Jen Garner is like. If enough scuttlebutt gets out on a star, sometimes the public stops buying what they're selling. Should Justin Timberlake start taking notes?
Dear Note Taker:
Jen and Justin are in two different categories. People like J.T. Even Britney (which is saying a lot).
Toothy Tile is Jennifer Garner. Enjoy your column...can't agree with you on your politics. God bless America and God bless you!
Dear Kinda Kindred:
Glad we can agree to disagree—par-tick on the testy J.G. being Toothy. She wishes she were that interesting!
Celebs and celeb bloggers ranting against the republican "Scare Pair" could drive people the wrong way. The majority of America exists between coasts, and I reckon these folks are reluctant to take orders from La La Land dandies. What do they know about mortgages, hurricanes wasting your only house, etc? So stick to coolheaded politics reporting, please! We Europeans are also worried of the consequences of a McCain/Palin victory.
Dear Continental Divide:
Gosh, let's see, what about melting real-estate markets, mudslides, fires, earthquakes, idiot stalkers, murderously insane celebrities and riots threatening not only our houses (many of them mansions, true), as well as our lives? And people say I don't know what I'm talking about!
You know, Ted, you keep saying Brangelina ain't gonna last. What exactly is your time frame on that? They've been together over three years now. Longer than 50 percent or higher of Hollywood marriages and relationships. There are very few Hollywood marriages that last over ten years. So why are you always predicting their imminent demise? So you can say "you heard it first here"?
Dear Countdown to Dumping:
According to your math, guess they've got seven years left.