Despite the publicly accepted idea that country balladeer Keith Urban is the father of Nicole Kidman’s recent child, the Down Under actress has revealed the true source of her pregnancy: an encounter with a waterfall that happened during the filming of her latest project Australia, in the Aussie town of Kununurra.
“I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child, but it happened on this movie,” Kidman told Australian Women's Weekly. “Seven babies were conceived out of this film, and only one was a boy. There is something up there in the Kununurra water, because we all went swimming in the waterfalls.”
“Sure, I knocked her up, and plenty of other broads too,” snorted the astonishingly prodigious waterfall to Soup Blog reporters. “When you’ve got it, you’ve got it.” The waterfall is known locally as the go-to stud source for females. “Ya got that right, mate,” stated the powerful, continually rushing body of water. “Let’s see Niagara say that.” While the fertile, frothy fall has been named in a number of pending paternity suits, it appears unfazed. “These gals come looking for a taste, it’s not my problem. What can I say? The water’s fine!”