Luke Perry is not returning to 90210 to reclaim his woman and his baby. This is the news I broke to Ryan Eggold, Kelly Taylor's new love interest on the new CW series. He reacts—and plans his Dylan attack—in the clip above!
For the record, though, Ian Ziering (Steve Sanders) is pretty sure the child might not even be Dylan's. At the Los Angeles Confidential bash on Saturday he told us, "The kid may be Dylan's, but he looks like me!"
Ian also said he has no current plans to return, so, Ryan, you so scored, buddy. She's all yours.