Nick Jonas, Selena Gomez

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The wannabe Brangelina of the teen set, Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas were spotted on a Sunday night dining at Osteria La Buca, a fancy Italian eatery right near Paramount Studios. Guess when you're a zillionaire by your sweet 16, you can forego T.G.I. Friday's or the mall's food court in favor of ritz-o H'wood restaurants to woo your date.

The dimpled duo—sans chaperone—sat in the secluded upstairs section that only holds about four tables, and here's what went down:

Nicky and his Selena sweetie musta been celebrating the release of Sel's straight-to-DVD flick Another Cinderella Story, which had a screening that day in Hell-Ay. Don't worry, concerned parents and Jonas-obsessed tots out there, neither pop tart indulged in any wine tasting, and there weren't any underage PDAs going on (at least not during dinner), damn, damn, damn.

Why aren't these hons getting their debauch on, already? Why leave all that teen tartiness to Miley? So boring!

Nope, guess S 'n' Ns purity rings are still intact. Just a few days later, Sel-babe was seen at the Van Nuys airport, spending her annoying airport waiting time webcam chatting on her laptop with her cutie. These two have gotta be the only two people in the world who don't use a webcam for naughty nighttime fun.

Are these two teens gonna admit that they're together already, or are they shadowing Lindsay and Sam in the coy couples game? Not a great idea to use LiLo as a role model in any sense.

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

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