Tons o' Emmys blips 'n' blabs , but my all-time fave has to be what Alec Baldwin, notorious screamer of the voicemail evil airwaves, told us immediately after nabbing that statuette everybody knew he would. We cornered Ireland's "thoughtless little pig" author-daddy and asked him if he'd, perhaps, gone to the trouble of improving his most heinous manners on the telephone, particularly with those he loves. (What, all two of them, including himself?)
"Yes, they're better," he sassed to us with only a tiny little hint of nastiness, which, for the Emmy victor, is really saying quite a lot.
Further scoopwise, A.B. was alone, but we caught him looking at girls' chests—as if he'd actually do something with them. Right then and there, we mean. Hey, Alec's not the only dude who can be a snotass!
—With additional sass by Taryn Ryder