Hey chicks and dudes, this week's D-10 Hollywood Rap-Up includes:
The dated fan the Jonas Brothers didn't nail
Shia LaBeouf is glad his airbags didn't fail.
Meanwhile, Paris is cheesed at the paps
for scratchin' her ride with their battery packs.
And here's another little piece of heaven
Britney's new one drops when she turns 27.
Need to know the score?
Of course you do...and there's lots more.
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