Hey kids! We don't know about you, but here at the Soup Blog, we love toys, especially ones that vibrate and drool on you, which happen to be the good-time abilities of the Love n' Licks puppy. "How wet will you get?" asks this ad. "So wet you'll need a raincoat!" That's pretty wet. If only Lincoln logs could have salivated, our childhoods would have been a whole different thing.
And speaking of toys, different things and Madonna, well, prepare to have your Lego innocence shattered.