Good things come in small packages, as this week's edition of Condensed Soup so ably proves. First up, the breaking news hounds at Inside Edition reveal the shock of a car-thieving baboon. Then see Joel's new medic alert bracelet (heads up, Lou fans). Have you ever wondered if a man's nipple can become infected, fall off and grow back like the leg of a starfish? If so, you have at least one thing in common with an inquiring lad on The Principal's Office. But it doesn't stop there! Stoned carnies—need we say more? Tune into the full-strength Soup Friday night at 10 p.m.