First thing's first: As far as we know, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's twins have not made a break for it just yet.
Nadine Bauer, the spokeswoman for Fondation Lenval, Jolie's five-star seaside hospital, told E! News Saturday night that any official word on the birth would be posted on the facility's website.
There hasn't been a Jolie update since she checked in nearly two weeks ago.
That appears to shoot down two reports claiming les bébés had been liberated earlier today.