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• The New York Times honored celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe by declaring her a "pox on humanity." But she's given us a whole new vocabulary to describe fashion—"shut it down," "I die," "kill it" and "that's bananas."
• Finally! The world's smallest man and the woman with the world's longest legs meet. Hilarity ensues.
• Men's Health boasts the weirdest picture ever of Gerard Butler. It looks like Backdraft behind him, but he's just chilling, modeling this fall's must-have turtleneck.
• While Britney threw her sons a birthday party, K-Fed partied it up in Vegas. Guess he's supposed to be the "bad one" now?