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• Mary-Kate Olsen seems to love Gossip Girl as much as we do, the only difference is she gets to hang out with the cast at Fashion Week and we, uh, don't.
• Poor James Franco can't get any studying done on his masters at Columbia because all the frisky freshmen are ogling him.
• Hanson has some thoughtful, articulate words for the Jonas Brothers.
• The National Enquirer is trying to make our dreams come true by setting the stage for a 90210 smackdown between New Brenda and Old Brenda.