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In case you wanted to start your holiday shopping early…
The notorious Verne Troyer sex tape is now on the market, meaning the diminutive actor (a) found the once missing tape and (b) must have given his permission, as per the terms of a settlement he reached with adult-film distributor SugarDVD.
Better yet, it can be purchased via a website called SexWithMiniMe.com, which is decorated in a 1960s, Spy Who Shagged Me-inspired theme. (Clicking, if you dare, takes you to the "you must be 18" page.)
Privacy doesn't feel so invaded once there's cash involved, does it?