I have today for you a veritable same-sex rumpus campus of horny, hiding-out celebs. Ready to get in the goosing, guessing mood? Great! Free glow-in-the-dark condoms 'n' cherry-flavored lube to whoever figures out the below jokers first! Kidding!
But first, since it's a new annum and I know you're all resolving to get your butts to the gym more often, I thought I'd give you some celeb inspiration. See, all your favest stars took off for even sunnier climes than Hell-Ay for their holidays, paying no regard to the paps who were snapping away (yeah, right).