We didn't realize they had written a How to Be a Country Star for Dummies guidebook, but Jessica Simpson apparently found a copy.
In an obvious attempt to prove that she's the real McCoy when it comes to her foray into country music, the "Come On Over" songstress made dang sure to be seen sporting a cowboy hat upon arriving at LAX airport in Los Angeles Thursday.
However, she must not have read the part that says it's probably not such a good idea to be accompanied by your personal hairstylist—and unrepentant city slicker—Ken Paves.
Country music, after all, is about relating to the common man, Jess.
So next time, leave such luxuries behind and do what we all do: Just tie your matted hair up with a scrunchie or simply hide it underneath a baseball cap.