It may not have been the world's shortest marriage, but in a way...
Diminutive Diff'rent Strokes alum Gary Coleman is ostensibly divorcing his wife of just eight months, Shannon Price.
The duo is keeping it classy and taking their marital woes to the small screen, having already taped an episode of Divorce Court set to hit syndication May 1-2.
Apparently Price, 22, can't cotton to Coleman's temper tantrums, announcing during the show that her 40-year-old mister "stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around...He bashes his head in the wall, too."
Another gripe: Coleman prefers staying at home with his train set to taking her out.
Come to think of it, though, his penchant for toy locomotives could just be research. He's got to do something to prepare for this trainwreck.