Lost

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Note: Do not read this if you haven't seen last night's episode.  

Pfffftttttt.

That's the sound of me holding my tongue because there are so many big happenings going down here on Lost island that I can't tell you about yet that I'm about ready to banana clip my lips together. (Silence was never my strong suit.)

Thankfully, I will be able to start sharing with you on Monday all the glorious goodness from my visit to the set of Lost, but in the meantime, let's discuss tonight's episode, shall we? And by the way, I must say, the best part about watching Lost in Hawaii is that it starts at 9 p.m. Reason enough to relocate here, if you ask moi!

Here's what we learned:

Juliet and Kate Haaate Each Other:  At least, that's certainly how it seems, what with all the Jack talk and mud wrestling and handcuffing—not to mention shoulder popping (yeow). The fact that Juliet had the key to the handcuffs all along makes me a wee bit suspicious of her intentions...But perhaps I'm just hoping she's shady so Kate can have both men if she wants to, and the Jaters and Skaters can live in perfect harmony.

Jack Seems to Be Gaga for Juliet:  Kate poured out her heart to Jack, tears and all, and how does he reply? By asking about Juliet's whereabouts. Brrrr...Is it cold in here? 

The Monster Is Back!  This time, it appeared to go all evil photog on Juliet and Kate, and you have to wonder if that's Evangeline Lilly's manifestation of what's most evil in the world—a paparazzo. Still, something tells me this monster was using his monster mojo to read Juliet. 

Locke Has Gone Commando:  (In strategy, not underpants.) No concern for anyone but himself and the island. Watch out, Lostaways!

Kate's Soundtrack Is Set to Patsy Cline:  Patsy was playing in the truck in Australia in Kate's first ep, in the hatch when she was nursing Sawyer and again last night while she was waiting for the tow.

Sawyer's a Daddy for Reals:  There was some speculation that Cassidy was conning Sawyer in his last flashback, to get him to send her money for the baby, but this episode would seem to imply that Cass' story was legit and there's a Sawyer Jr. 

Sawyer Does Want to Be Loved:  Awww...He's also the only man alive who can make fish guts look sexy. 

What lies ahead:

Next week is a Juliet flashback that has some very important reveals, from what I hear. We'll see how she came to the island, and we'll also get a much better sense of her true intentions. Cannot wait.

I can also tell you that from what I've seen and heard, there will be a pretty major reveal in nearly every episode until this season's finale, so hold onto your seat cushions and reach for that overhead oxygen, Oceanic passengers. It's gonna be a fast landing!

In the meantime, what did you all think of tonight's episode? Was Jack unfairly cruel? Dead sexy and deserving of Kate? Post away below...

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