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The blogsphere is ripe with rumors that Eva Longoria Parker is with child. How'd they come to that conclusion? By using this time-tested fertility formula:
- Have a womb. Check!
- Be seen on the red carpet with anything more than 0 percent body fat—like this CFDA appearance (left). Check!
- Follow up said appearance by wearing baggy clothing—like this New York shopping excursion (right). Check!
- Bonus points for having a boyfriend or husband who actually could have planted the seed. Check!
OMG. Eva is so preggers.