Eva Longoria

AP Photo/Peter Kramer, James Devaney/WireImage.com

The blogsphere is ripe with rumors that Eva Longoria Parker is with child. How'd they come to that conclusion? By using this time-tested fertility formula:

  • Have a womb. Check!
  • Be seen on the red carpet with anything more than 0 percent body fat—like this CFDA appearance (left). Check!
  • Follow up said appearance by wearing baggy clothing—like this New York shopping excursion (right). Check!
  • Bonus points for having a boyfriend or husband who actually could have planted the seed. Check!

OMG. Eva is so preggers.

  • Share
  • Tweet
  • Share

We and our partners use cookies on this site to improve our service, perform analytics, personalize advertising, measure advertising performance, and remember website preferences. By using the site, you consent to these cookies. For more information on cookies including how to manage your consent visit our Cookie Policy.