People dread old age. The sagging skin, the aches and pains, but one benefit to old age people rarely bring up is that you're allowed to behave like a total lunatic and everyone is fine with it.
"Thank you for your delicious candy" sounds like a line out of a horror movie.
Somebody give these two a sitcom. Here's our pitch for the name: "I Know You Can't Hear Me But I'm Going to Yell at You Anyway!"