Catherine Zeta-Jones won a Tony Award for Best Actress in the musical A Little Night Music last night. When her name was announced, she acted pretty ridiculous. The reaction was similar to an overweight woman on The Price Is Right winning an all-inclusive trip to a Sandals resort. She got onstage looking particularly sweaty and with what I'm pretty sure was a recent brow lift attempting to be covered up by stupid-looking bangs. The most embarrassing part came when Zeta-Jones pointed out her husband, Michael Douglas, and gushed about how she gets to sleep with him "every night." If Michael Douglas is having sex every night, I hope he's hooked up to a heart monitor.