LRR/Fame PicturesTila Tequila reportedly posted a fake suicide attempt on her Twitter. I guess since Celebrity Rehab had to postpone filming she was looking for a different way to get attention. Tila has claimed to have an alternate personality named "Jane." She posted footage on her website showing a bloodied arm and blaming the wound on Jane. She wrote: "I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere!" She also said that her "arm meet" was bubbling up, but I can't post that quote because she spelled meat wrong and spelling errors really get my panties in a twist. Her followers reported the posting to 911, and when police showed up they determined the whole thing was a "hoax." Tila even yelled at people via Twitter for calling 911, saying, "Calm the f**k down! I aint trying to commit no suicide you dumbf***s! Well that's the last time I will EVER share somethin w/u idiots!" Moral of the story: Next time you think Tila Tequila is trying to commit suicide, let her.