Ronnie Magro, Jenni JWOWW Farley, Jersey Shore

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Two of the cast members of Jersey Shore have a book deal. Jenni "JWOWW" Farley and Ronnie Magro signed together to write a book called Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore.  I guess in this case, two morons are better than one. 

The book will reportedly be a "guido guide" on how to achieve their lifestyle.  I think that can be summed up in one page:  go tanning, do some jell-o shots and allow your mind to be devoid of any intelligence. 

I understand pretty much anybody can get a book deal at this point…look at me, then look at Chuy.  But this is taking things a little far.  Before you can get a book deal in the United States, you should at least be able to speak a little bit of English…unless you’re Chuy.

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