Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist? Grammy Edition!

What you didn’t witness on Grammy weekend

Ton to talk about from the Grammys—Whitney Houston finally showing her face (and seemingly cleansed bod) in public again, Gwyneth Paltrow playing her wifely role and actually showing up, for once, to a Chris Martin event and Jennifer Hudson's teary win and all-too-relevant performance with her backup choir wearing purple ribbons for domestic violence awareness. Quel friggin' ironic, eh, Chris Schmuck Brown?

But the best part was the one true piece o' juice below that somehow managed to escape documentation:

Poll

Awful's Grammy Poll

What was the craziest thing you didn't see at the Grammys?

A. <b>Gwyneth Paltrow</b> going home with <b>Radiohead</b>'s <b>Thom Yorke</b> instead of her <b>Coldplay</b> hubby.

A. Gwyneth Paltrow going home with Radiohead's Thom Yorke instead of her Coldplay hubby.

16.6%

B. The <b>Jonas Brothers</b> partying, post-MusiCares, at Boulevard3, next to <b>Paris Hilton</b> and <b>Diddy</b>'s totally debauched table, trying not to partake, while Diddy and <b>T.I.</b> laughed at their innocence.

B. The Jonas Brothers partying, post-MusiCares, at Boulevard3, next to Paris Hilton and Diddy's totally debauched table, trying not to partake, while Diddy and T.I. laughed at their innocence.

33.1%

C. <b>Kanye West</b> throwing a hissy fit and shredding an attendant's boutoniere in the men's bathroom, even though he won two Grammys.

C. Kanye West throwing a hissy fit and shredding an attendant's boutoniere in the men's bathroom, even though he won two Grammys.

25.4%

D. <b>Jennifer Aniston</b> surprising <b>John Mayer</b> by wearing only Marley's dog collar in his dressing room backstage.

D. Jennifer Aniston surprising John Mayer by wearing only Marley's dog collar in his dressing room backstage.

24.9%

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If you picked, B, the Jonas troika doing their best to avoid the hedonistic scene utterly enveloping them at Boulevard3, you'd be correct, baby.

It was all Joey's GF, Camilla Belle, could do to keep her man and his sibs squeaky clean. Could these dudes have been any more uncomfortable? Except for Nick, that is. This only confirms our less than pure conviction that Nick and Miley should totally hook up again, agreed, everybody?