Victoria Beckham


Victoria Beckham is far from the most outspoken of celebrities, yet she has recently revealed a fascinating fact about herself: “Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out!” Using innovative ultrasound technology, Soup Blog sources spoke with the gay man, one Randall Brebs, who has lived inside the ex-Spice Girl for the last three years.

“She really needs to redecorate, for God’s sake,” stated the incredibly small Brebs, who uses Beckham’s stomach as a combined living room and bed room, while utilizing her lower intestine as a workout facility. “I mean, I’ve done what I can with the throw rugs and the wet bar in her left lung, but, well, let’s just say I don’t do much entertaining!"

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