The Todd Chrisley you see on TV, the one who manages his household and his business empire with utmost efficiency?
True story.
The Chrisley Knows Best star took the E!Q in 42 during a sit-down with E! News—and we've never seen anyone answer our burning questions with such no-nonsense determination, yet still make us feel like we're on the porch on a sunny afternoon enjoying a glass of sweet tea.
So, if you've been wondering what makes the father of five tick, look no further. Though it's still anyone's guess as to how the self-described night owl and early bird remains so energetic without the help of tea or coffee.
The fifth season of Chrisley Knows Best premieres tonight at 10 p.m. on USA.
(E! News and USA are both members of the NBCUniversal family.)