Race car drivers showering. Accident-prone soda drinkers. Conan O'Brien as you've never, ever wanted to see him before.
That's right, we're talking about the other big game: Picking the best commercials of the Super Bowl. For some people, that's the only competition worth talking about.
Which commercial was funniest? Which was the most tasteless? Which made you rethink your opinion of Alec Baldwin's essential humanity?
Take the poll and let us know.
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