The men of late-night took varying approaches to addressing Kim Kardashian West's robbery in Paris. While Jimmy Kimmel and Conan O'Brien went for big laughs on their respective shows, Jamie Lee Curtis praised host James Corden for being respectful to Kardashian, a victim of a serious crime.
After sharing key details—Kardashian was bound, gagged and robbed at gunpoint inside her apartment early Monday morning, and now $10 million in jewels are missing—Kimmel tried to bring some levity to the situation. "You have to wonder: How is it possible?" he asked on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live! Monday. "I mean, somehow these guys found the one moment this decade that this woman wasn't surrounded by 40 people with cameras, and they took advantage of it."
In mock seriousness, Kimmel issued a warning message to the "bastards" who assaulted her. "We will tolerate a lot of nonsense, but you do not mess with Kim Kardashian West. Whether you like her or not, she's one of us," he said. "If we find out you harmed even a single extension on her People's Choice Award-winning head, we will find you and we will make you so les misérables, you will wish you were never born to a woman who doesn't shave her armpits."